By now, you all would've seen and read about the Massa-Alonso incident in China. Here's a quick summary to refresh your memories:
Massa is in front of Alonso --> Alonso become impatient being stuck behind his teammate who is clearly going slower than him and struggling in the conditions --> They both pit at the same time for intermediates --> Alonso overtakes Massa at the pitlane entrance --> Massa is surprised --> Massa is annoyed he has to wait for Alonso's pitstop to finish before he can get his tyres changed --> Massa has a whinge --> Alonso remains smug --> Massa releases a single with Alonso's enemy Lewi$ Hamilton.

Felipe Baby ft Lewi$ - Nando (Justin Bieber "Baby" remix)
Ohh noooooo (3x)
I thought you liked me I thought we friends? We skiied together At the Ferrari camp. You spoke to me About fast cars And how we'd never ever ever be apart.... The best of teammates Unlike with Kimi He never talked to me, And I couldn't understand what he was saying. But now you're worse than him, Can you look me in my eyes? My teammate backstabbed me for the very first time.
And I was like Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh (Like) Nando, Nando, Nando noooooo (Like) Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh Thought you'd be a good teammate, teammate
Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh (Like) Nando, Nando, Nando noooooo (Like) Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh Thought you'd be a good teammate, teammate
How could you Pass me in the pitlane? A sneaky chance and you, you went for it. And I wanna play it cool, about losing to you. But I can't hide it, You're such a b1tch. Now we're uneasy, Tension in Ferrari. Whinge about it to the media More bad publicity. You're going down, down, dooown And I just can't believe My teammate backstabbed me.....
And I was like Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh (Like) Nando, Nando, Nando noooooo (Like) Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh Thought you'd be a good teammate, teammate
Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh (Like) Nando, Nando, Nando noooooo (Like) Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh Thought you'd be a good teammate, teammate
Lewi$: (Lewis, Lewis) When I was a rookie I had my first fight For the World Drivers Championship Against nobody other than my teammate Like 2 kids arguing over the last piece of cake. He had me going crazy, He thought he was a star He wanted preferential treatment daily Even though we were on par. He made my heart pound I skip a beat when I see that he gets beat A Mclaren in my rearview mirrors is what I really wanted see on the race weekend. I knew I got him upset, cos I was better than the rest And now Felipe Baby's got my problem, I wish him all the best!
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Felipe:
Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh
(Like) Nando, Nando, Nando noooooo
(Like) Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh
Thought you'd be a good teammate, teammate
Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh
(Like) Nando, Nando, Nando noooooo
(Like) Nando, Nando, Nando oooohhh
Thought you'd be a good teammate, teammate
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone.

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